Jake grabs a bag of cookies from under his desk Amir: What is that? Jake puts the bag on his desk Amir: Cookies! Jake: Yeah. Amir: Gimme. Jake: crunches on one No. Amir: You have like..twelve. Give me one. Jake: You just ate. Amir: opens his mouth Try to throw it into my mouth. Jake: No. I'm starving. I didn't...I didn't even eat lunch. Amir: It'll be so hard. Jake: No. It wouldn't be hard. Amir: moves his head around I'll go like this. See? Jake: Here's a pen cap. throws the pen cap and it hits Amir in the face Amir: See? Jake: Honestly it's not important. Amir: Come on, you have like twelve cookies! Just give me one. Jake: Fine. God. hands Amir a cookie Amir bites into it, makes a face, and lets it fall out of his mouth Jake: This is why I don't give them to you, 'cause you do this every single time. Amir: licks his hand It's discussing. Jake: Did you say 'discussing'? Amir: It's dis..discussing. Jake: That was close. Amir: It's gross is what it is. Jake: Why did you even want one? Amir: I thought they were homemade. Jake: holds up the obviously store-bought bag of cookies You thought these were homemade? Amir: shrugs I don't know, your mom does it or whatever. Jake: Oh yeah, my mom puts the nutritional information on the back. Amir: Okay, so I was wrong. Wow. Jake: You know what? I was actually gonna call my mom right now. Amir: Hang up. Jake: puts the phone to his ear Hey mom. It's Jake. Amir: Stop. Jake: Could you send me another pack of cookies? You know how I like it with um...the cream in the middle..and uh..wrapped in plastic with the nutritional information on the back? Great! All right, love you. Bye. Amir: I would never do that to your mom.