Jake: Hey everybody! This is Jake, and you're watching Jake and Amir. Amir: Wow, you are trying way too hard. Jake: Okay. Amir: Now, question, and it's an important one so think wisely— Jake: Oh, damn it! Damn it. My computer crashed. I had a script on there, and I didn't save it. Amir: (cringing) That sucks... Right? Jake: Yeah. Thank you. Amir: Sucks so hard. ...Doesn't it? ..Sucks so badly, doesn't it? Jake: It's fine. Amir: ...Sucks so bad and hard— Jake: Can you... Amir: I'm not gonna sit here and tell you that it doesn't suck, okay? Jake: Yeah, I agreed.. with you that it sucks, okay? Let's move on. Amir: I'm not gonna sit here and watch you cry about it, 'cause that's not gonna help— Jake: I'm not crying. I'm not crying. Amir: Yeah, you're not crying yet, but once the tears flow, how is that gonna save everything? Jake: It's—It would— Amir: Tell—Tell me how the tears will help [Jake: I don't h—], and I'll let you flow [Jake: They wouldn't help. Amir.]—I'll let them flow out.. onto my shoulder. Jake: They—Fine. Tears would not help them out— Amir: (mock crying) Oh my god, my files—I left my files home; it was so important— Jake: Wow, this wouldn't even be nice if I were upset. Amir: (still mock crying) Oh, but now my day's ruined, and I have to eat cat food, and I don't know what to do because I don't like the dry ones, it's too crisy, and the wet ones are too soggy so I have to mix it together, but it still tastes too salty to eat. (cries and bangs desk) WHY?! (looking at computer) Oh, damn it... Jake: You eat cat food? Amir: Uh, yeah. Of course. [Pause, Jake confused.] Look at me. (laughs) Look at me. Hey! Look at me. Look at me. Jake: Wow! This is great; it was on AutoSave. Amir: Things are gonna be fine, okay? Jake: Yeah! I got the file back. Amir: Okay. If this is the worst thing that happened to you today... (laughs) Jake: It's not. Amir: Guess what? You have a very blessed life. Jake: Thank you. Amir: 'Cause that means you're not gonna die today. ...So, pretty good— Jake: I'm gonna get back to work. Amir: Okay. THE END