INTRO Jake - Hey, you're wa-- Sorry, can we do that again? Amir - Sorry, are you trying to ruin this for me? Jake - Wow. JAKE: Hey, Pat. Didn't you have a date this weekend with that marketing chick, Daphne? PAT: Oh, uh, yeah actually, I did. JAKE: How'd go? Where did you take her? PAT: It-- AMIR: (Laughs) I think he took her from behind. Oh! Amir simulates anal on Pat. Amir climbs on Pat's back faking an orgasm. AMIR: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh no! Oh, no. Oh, no. Ugh. Amir pants loudly. PAT: Jake...Jake! JAKE: Did you...finish? AMIR: I don't know. Pat, did you? PAT: W-What? No! Of course not, this is ridiculous! AMIR: This is crazy! PAT: Shut up! Has he done this before? JAKE: No...I dunno. PAT: Stop panting! AMIR: Sorry. You want anything? Glass of water? PAT: I want you to get out of here! AMIR: Oh my god, no. Let's not. Let's not move quite yet. PAT: Can I get him fired for this? JAKE: Probably, yeah. AMIR: No! No, no, no, no, no. Not again, nobody say anything. JAKE: Fine fine fine fine. Nobody's gonna get fired. Amir, why don't you just get off. Amir falls alseep. PAT: OF me! Get off-- are you sleeping? Amir! Amir wakes up. AMIR: Ah! Sorry. It's just been a long day. It has nothing to do with you. PAT: I- Daphne walks in DAPHNE: Pat, sorry to drop in. PAT: Daphne. AMIR: We can explain. PAT: No, you know what? I would rather-- we should just break up. DAPHNE: Do you really mean that? Amir lets out a high gasp PAT: I do, yeah. Sorry, go away. AMIR: She is pretty hot, dude. END