Opening Sequence Amir: Listen up boyees, I'm gonna tell you a riddle. Jake: No you aren't. Amir: Deal. Episode (Sarah is crying) Jake: What's wrong? Sarah: Just got a call from my brother. My mom's in the hospital. Jake: Oh my god. Is she okay? Sarah: I don't know. She was—(Amir pops up behind Sarah and starts miming her story) she was gardening, and um—trying to reach a really tall branch or something—I don't know—and she like—she was on a ladder, and she just fell off the ladder onto the ground, and she, like, was unconscious for like five hours. No one found her. This car was driving by, like a total stranger, just like, saw her on the floor, and like, brought her to the hospital. Like, she was... Jake: Horrible. Sarah: She's unconscious, and she's not waking up, I don't know what's gonna happen. Jake: Oh my god, you should go home. Sarah: I can't, I have too much work. I don't know what to do. (They hug, and Jake shoves Amir, so Sarah notices it) Sarah: What are you—? Jake: Nothing. Sarah: I'm just so scared. (Amir squirts lotion in his mouth and starts coughing; Sarah turns around) Sarah: What the—? (Amir bangs his head on the desk trying to get away) (Amir is hugging Jake just like Sarah was) Amir: It hurt more than it looked like it did, okay! Why did this happen to me! Why... Jake: You're still covered in lotion.