Intro Amir: Hey it's Amir and you're watching jake and amir and Jake: Why are you crying? Amir: I don't know Jake: right we got an interview with an actual NFL player. His name is Chris Cooley, He plays tight end for the redskins. Amir: Ok, that sounds pretty cooley to me Jake: yeah don't. are you gonna tell that joke in there? Amir: Amongst others Jake: Yeah so let me do the talking, K Amir: let me do the hard hitting questions Jake: Well his wife in there so let's try to keep the questions.. Amir: HARDHITTING Amir: (screaming) Jake, Jake this is crazy! Amir: Caryons or colored pencils? Chris:Colored pencils Amir: WHat? Chris: i like the scene cuts to amir getting slammed into wall Amir:AHH Chris: (Bleep) You little cocksucker Amir:I don't know what that means (Crying) I'm so afraid back to interviewing Amir: Favorite Los Angeles Ram, in order Amir on Chris' back Chris: you little prick, i'm a break your neck Amir: I wanna die, no please Back to interview Amir: What's it like to be on a team with such a losing record? Does it weigh on you, all the L's and none of the W's Wife: gasps Amir getting destroyed Amir: I can't breath Wife: (claps) choke him to death honey Chris: you're about to die Back to interview Amir: Cuz you're, a lot of people think that you're the worst player on the worst team. Back to amir getting destroyed Amir: I'm gonna die Back to interview Amir: Because you can't, can't block and you can't catch. And those are pretty much two big pieces of the puzzle right there Amir thrown on bed Amir: Ow (Muffled screaming) Interview Amir: I feel like, ok, let's talk about your life. you do a lot of great great stuff off the field but i feel like sometimes you embarrass your family and friends by taking naked pictures of yourself and putting them on the internet! I'm sorry everyone was talking about it Jake:Oh no Chris: Excuse Back to amir on bed and chris jumping onto him Amir: muffled screams Amir: You know, oh it's great that your here. I wanted to ask you what it's like to be married to such a loser. jake: hey Chris: listen you little bleep Amir:hey, what the hell man Wife: screams Cuts to scene with all of them on bedAmir: so,you pumped about Mike Shanahan coming in or?