Jake And Amir: Chips From the Vimeo days - no intro. [Jake picks up a bag of Lay's chips to open them.] Amir: Ahhh, just give me that to me. It's so annoying watching you fumble with that bag. I can open it in a second. Jake: Okay, no. Amir: Give it to me or I'm going to ARGHHH- [Jake tosses the bag across the desk to Amir.] Amir: Hizzzonkey Jake: Please speak in English. It's really annoying when I have to decipher your stupid language. Amir: Watch un larn. Jake: See like that. [Amir takes out a pair of scissors and cuts the through the bag and chips.] Jake: Alright that's cheating. Come on. [Amir continues cutting the chips.] Jake: And now you owe me a bag of chips. Great. Good job. Amir: Yeesh. Crumbs. Let's just agra to disagra. [Amir eats a chip.] Jake: I'd- I'd just rather it's complete gibberish so that I can just zone you out entirely. [Amir holds up a 'shock 'em' foam hand.] Amir: Isn't it shocking that. Jake: That what? Amir: Isn't it... Jake: That you couldn't finish the joke? No, it's not. Do you even know what that means? Amir: Two in the pussy and the pinky is in the asshole. Jake: Eughhh. I shouldn't have asked. I shouldn't have asked. Amir: You rang? Jake: No, I didn't ring you. I don't ring you. Do you even know what it says when you call me? Call me right now. [Jake's phone rings. He shows the caller ID, which is photo of Amir with a banned symbol across his face.] Jake: I don't wanna hurt your feelings, but I do want to. Amir: Muhmuhmuh my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard- Jake: Stop [Amir eats another chip.] CUT TO [Amir falls out of his chair. Jake looks at Amir and then gets up and leaves.] NOTES: Jake's ringtone is 'In The Street' by Cheap Trick. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKGOMNdLloU You can buy the BIG FOAM SHOCKER from BustedTees! http://www.bustedtees.com/bigfoamshocker