Jake: So you just click this button and it launches a video chat with a random person Sarah: Oh man, that's really creepy Jake: Yeah, and like one in every 5 people is just a dick Sarah: Really? Jake: It's awesome, Yeah Jake looks away in disgust Jake: Oh! Look, right of the bat Sarah: Oh, gro... Amir's voice comes from the computer Amir: Jake? Jake: No... no.. no.. Amir appears on screen Amir: Jake dont-don't-don't-don't change it, don't change it, don't change it, don't change it, it's me, it's amir, look, look at my dick Jake: I don't wannna look at it Amir: I'm sorry. You are baaad Amir grins Sarah: What are you doing in there? Amir: I could say the same thing for you, bitch Jake: Yeah, except we're not the naked ones Amir: I'm not naked either okay, I'm bottomless Jake: What makes you think that's better? Amir: Pants-less though Jake: I know what it is Sarah: Okay we... we saw your dick Amir: Jake, a word Jake: No! Amir: It's just that ever since you've been hanging out with Sarah I feel like a little lef... Jake: Did you hear me say 'no'? Amir: Yeah, sorry, it's just that you always say no, after a while it starts to w... Jake: Okay, you're not going to make me feel bad... Sarah notices Amir's feet under the other side of the desk and point it out to Jake Amir: ...yes every once in a while, okay, you... Sarah: Hey Amir, where are you? Amir: Home Amir tucks his legs in Jake: You sure about that? Amir: Home is where the heart is... so... yeeaasss Jake: Did you get that cake I left you on your desk? Amir searches for the cake with his arm from under the desk Jake: Okay. Okay Amir, buddy, the jig is up okay, we know you're under the desk Amir: I'm not! Jake: Okay now I just realised I heard your actual voice in here so I'm just gonna throw you some pants and you can cover yourself up, alright? Amir is heard shuffling with the pants then appears with them over is head, still bottom-less Amir: Thanks for this, now no one in the office will know the crazy naked person is actually me, Amir Amir lifts the pants up from his head Amir: Amir Blumenfeld that is