[Jake and Amir are at their desks. Amir is wearing headphones.] AMIR: Challenge Friday. JAKE: What? AMIR: [yelling] Challenge Friday. JAKE: Stop yelling. AMIR: [taking off his headphones] Sorry. I couldn't hear myself. JAKE: You heard me say "what" at a normal volume. AMIR: I couldn't hear myself. I could hear you just fine. JAKE: Don't ever present information like you're outsmarting me. AMIR: Challenge Friday is the day where I challenge and beat you at anything you choose. JAKE: I didn't ask, but fine. I challenge you to be quiet for the rest of the day. [Amir quietly processes Jake's challenge, then turns to his computer and begins typing.] JAKE: Can't believe that worked. AMIR: Hang on, sorry. I'm just amending the Challenge Friday rules. Now I get to choose the challenge. JAKE: Smart. AMIR: [holding a red yo-yo] Eating challenge. JAKE: You're holding a yo-yo. AMIR: I could swallow it. JAKE: Don't. AMIR: [with shaving cream on his face, and holding a razor] Shaving contest! Schick Hydro challenge! JAKE: How did you already cover your entire face in shaving cream? AMIR: I don't know! Why don't you ask my Schick Hydro! [Amir slowly begins shaving.] JAKE: Don't ask me to talk to your razor. AMIR: [now missing the shaving cream, the razor, and a rectangular patch of beard from his shaving] Challenge: who has the longest umbilical cord? [lifting up his shirt off-screen] Go! JAKE: Oh! My God, how do you still have that? Why is it so long? AMIR: Neither my doctors nor my parents thought I should have a normal bellybutton. JAKE: Sad. AMIR: [picking the yo-yo back up] It seems an eating challenge is in order. [bringing the yo-yo to his mouth] Eat! Eat! Eat! JAKE: No! Don't, don't, don't! AMIR: What's the matter, Jakey? Afraid I can't swallow a yo-yo? JAKE: Yes! I am afraid of that! AMIR: Here we go, one time. [Amir shoves the yo-yo into his mouth. Jake cringes. Amir has the yo-yo in his throat, but is still holding the string.] AMIR: Amir wins again! JAKE: You okay? AMIR: Oh! It's dropping into my stomach! Oh, back up! [laughs] JAKE: You want me to call 911? AMIR: Yes.