Amir: [Speaking in different voice] Welcome to a mystical.... Jake: What is that accent?! Amir: [Normal voice] Good question, Dutch. [Amir is sitting at his desk with his computer. Jake is walking towards his own desk holding a bowl of cereal] Amir: [Getting up] Ohh, here we go! [Runs up to Jake] Jake: No! Heey hey hey hey look.... Chill out! Chill out! [Amir collides with Jake and headbutts him, sending cereal flying everywhere. Both fall to the ground in pain] Amir: [Yelling] Ohhh, whoo! Jake: [Yelling, with bloody nose and blood on his face] WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Amir: What? Jake: Am I bleeding? Amir: No.... Jake: [Crying] I'm fucking bleeding, man? Amir: No I don't think so, I think it was a fake out. Jake: What are you talking about? Amir: I barely even.... Well I went like [mimes headbutting] but I think I pulled out before I hit you, I don't think I even hit you! Jake: God, what is wrong with you? Amir: Don't yell at me, OK? I'm in way worse pain than you are! Jake: Why are you in worse pain than I am? We're in the same pain! Amir: Yeah, but I'm feeling shame, OK? So that's worse! Jake: WHY? Amir: Why what? Jake: We're in the middle of a conversation man! Just listen to me! Why is shame worse? Amir: 'Cause at least you get to be angry, OK? That's a release! Jake: I'M IN PAIN! Amir: I'm in pain too! Plus in addition to that I have shame and blame, OK! Triple bagger! Jake: Well I'm in shock! Amir: Shock numbs the pain! Shock numbs the pain! Jake: And I have confusion! I have betrayal! Amir: That's shock! That's all just shock! Jake: HOW IS BETRAYAL SHOCK? Amir: Shock's ugly cousin: betrayal. Right? That's what they say! Jake: NO, THEY DON'T! Amir: They do, OK? I feel remorse, so I'm on like, I'm operating on like an emotional and a physical pain, you're just feeling the physical pain! Jake: Ohh, I am bleeding dude! At least apologize! Amir: No way man! I'm in way worse shape than you! I would kill to just have shock! Jake: I DON'T JUST HAVE SHOCK! Amir: All shock and no pain make you a dull you, man! Jake: What changed? Why do you think I have no pain? Amir: I'd kill for just shock..... Jake: I have loss! Remember my cereal? And I feel damp, and uncomfortable, because I'm covered in milk, and blood! Amir: You're a small, small man! Jake: OK now you're insulting me, so you're adding insult to injury, and correct me if I'm wrong but you don't seem to be in that much pain! Amir: [Normal tone] Yeah.... I guess I'm just bored. Come on, let's get up. Jake: Get away from me man. Amir: Nah, no rest for the weary. Let's go. One time! [Amir takes Jake's hand and pull him up, making his head hit forcefully against the underside of his desk. Jake is knocked unconscious]. Amir: [Letting go of Jake, who falls to the ground] Ookay! Whoa! Hey! You can't be mad at me 'cause I'm feeling guilt! All right? Guilt, and shock's other ugly cousin.... happy.