Jake: Hey, you're watching Jake and Amir! Amir: Nice mustache! Jake: I don't have a mustache.... Amir: They don't know that! [Amir is on his computer at his desk, Jake is walking to his desk with a bowl of cereal] Amir: [Getting up] Oh! Here we go! [Runs up to Jake] Jake: Whoa! Hey! Hey! No! [Amir kicks the cereal out of Jake's hands, sending it flying all over Jake and the Golden Tee machine] Amir: Boom, baby! Jake: Why? Amir: [Yelling] Whoo! Jake: 'Whoo!' what? Amir: The uhh.... my kick. Hey, can I actually ask you a super personal question.... Jake: No! You can't! Amir: OK, you've been acting like a real bitch ever since that kick, did I say something to you? Or do something? Jake: You did something to me! You kicked cereal into my face! Sarah: Jake, come on, you know the saying, there's no use crying over spilled milk! Amir: That's not a phrase, OK? Nobody's talking to you! Jake: She's defending you! And that is the phrase! I can't believe this, this is insane! I have to go home now! [Puts on sunglasses] I have to go home and shower! [Starts walking away]. Amir: Jake, wait! [Jake turns around] OK your sunglasses look ridiculous and stupid! They look really dumb! Jake: OK, well it doesn't matter 'cause I'm just gonna go.... Amir: [Singing] Na na naaa na..... na na naaa na..... All except Jake: [Joining Amir] Hey hey hey! Good bye! [Jake walks out embarrassed] Amir: [Lauging] Haha, Mondays! Sarah: It's Tuesday.... Amir: Whatever.