Amir: I'm definitely moving to Canada. (Jake) Amir: I'm definitely moving to Canada. (Jake) Amir: Do you even care? Jake: Uh yeah why? Amir: Cause reading this newspaper is depressing as sheesh. Jake: What about it? Amir: Bush. Specifically, our president. Jake: And. Amir: Taxes. Jake: there are taxes in canada. Amir: Yeah. Not these taxes. Jake: Thats not what people are mad about. Amir: Guns. It's depressing. Jake: What about them Amir: I really want one. Jake: People are upset about how easy it is to get a gun. Amir: Way too easy. Jake: Whatever Amir: listen, last night i was with a bunch of people and one guy is like, screw this, I'm moving to Canada, and everyone was really supportive, and I just wish, for once, you'd be supportive of me. Jake: Let me see that paper Amir: I don't know 'you want to. Its an American newspaper. It's all lies. Its fake news. Jake: Right Amir: If you want, if you want a real newspaper I can show you an online, uh, site. That shows, Great... Britain's, news.. unbiased source. Jake: Are you done. That's the onion. That's going to be fake news stories, They're all jokes, not real. Amir: Yeah. Jake: Get it now? Amir: OK so i knew there wasn't an earthquake in Japan. Jake: Also, why are you in a suit? Amir: Why are you in a suit? Jake: Well, I came in in a suit, but you went home during lunch, and now you're in a suit, so I wanna know why that is Jake: Quick, say something, so I don't think you're lying. Amir: Don't have to answer, freedom of speech brother, our first amendment. Jake: Yeah but I thought you were going to be a Canadian. Amir: Psh. No way, these colors don't run. Amir: Get 'er done. Jake: Stop. link