INTRO Amir: Hi, you're watching Jake and Amir. Jake: See, that was good. Amir: Go fuck yourself. Jake: Wow. Josh: Yo Jake, check this out. Jake: Whoah, you got it! Amir: Whoah, you got it? Josh: Yeah, uh, I'm so excited about it. Jake: That is really sweet. Amir: So sweet. Josh: Yeah, it shoots video, too. Jake: No way, in 1080? Josh: Yeah, 1080p. Amir: So does it take photos, too? Josh: Yeah, it's a photo camera as well. Amir: For real. For real. Jake: How much did that cost you, if you don't mind me asking? Josh: Uh, ran me about 18 and then with tax and everything about 2. Amir: 2 bucks? Josh: 2000. Amir: So sick. Jake: So what's the standard lens that it comes with? Josh: Uh, it's a 28 to 134. Amir (interrupting): What's your favorite color, man? Josh: Uh.. Amir: It's a two part question. What sort of standards did it come in lens, and then, what's your favorite color, man? So, like mine's blue and then yours would be red? Josh: Why don't I take your picture against the plant there, man? Amir (speaking over Josh): Definitely. Josh: 1.. 2.. 3 Jake: OW! God! What is wrong with you? Am I bleeding? Amir: Barely. It's so little. Jake: Really? Come on, I'm gonna wash this off, man. Amir: Can I actually take this puppy out for a test drive this weekend? Josh: SHIT!