(Caption - Previously on Jake and Amir) JAKE: My brother is going to be here, any second, and I really-- (Kumail sneaks up behind Jake and covers his eyes) KUMAIL: Guess who? (Caption - Slightly less previously on Jake and Amir) JAKE: My brother is finally back and I'm happy and he's going to make us both rich. (Caption - Straight up the latest episode) JAKE: I'm going camping with Kumail this weekend (Kumail mouths 'No we're not') and I have to go home and pack. (Caption - This is Ghostbusters 2, y'all) (Clip of Ghostbuster 2 plays) (Caption - Stop.) INTRO: Jake - Hey, you're watching Jake and Am-- Amir - You said I could do one! Jake - You're going to cry? Amir (whining) - Why? AMIR: How was your weekend? JAKE: It was good. Camping. So. AMIR: Oh, rightrightright, you went camping with Kumail, right? How was that? JAKE: It wa-it was crazy. It was awesome. We-we hiked, we camped, we talked-we talked for hours. He told me that uh, that I turned out to be a really good person. That he was happy for me. That he was proud of me. AMIR: That sounds awesome, man. JAKE: And I caught a fish and Kumail said it was the biggest fish ever. So... AMIR: Where's Kumail right now? JAKE: He um, he actually had to take off. Uh, yeah, he went to go get start on that business plan, so, I can guarantee you that I hear from him very soon. AMIR: Definitely. JAKE: Absolutely. AMIR: Hey, you're probably camped out, from going camping uh this weekend, but if you wanted to go with me sometime-- JAKE: I'd be down to go this weekend. Again. AMIR: Cool. JAKE: Hey. Thanks. (Caption - Somewhere in Miami) KUMAIL (on phone, in hysterics): What do you mean you're not getting on the plane, Katerina?! I sent - yeah - I sent you the f@#king money, so get on the-- This is not a pretty day(?), princess. I cannot go back to New York, I burnt all my bridges there, there's nothing there for me in New York. (begging) Please just, please just get on the plane. I want you to (squeezes the oranges in his hand) GET ON THE F@#CKING PLANE RIGHT NOW!!! THE END. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEpxwOcSMl8