INTRO: AMIR (high pitched): Hi, my name is Jake and you're watching my best friend and me do comedy videos. VIDEO: (Jake and Amir are sitting down in the office) AMIR: OK! Focus please, we only have an hour to do this. JAKE: You're just repeating what I said, OK, that's not helpful. AMIR: OK, you know what else isn't helpful? The tickle monster! (AMIR raises his hand to tickle JAKE) JAKE: If you tickle me I'm gonna punch you in the head. AMIR (going into tickle JAKE): Aah! (JAKE swings to punch AMIR, who dodges his punch) AMIR: Hoho! Swing and a- (JAKE swings again, this time he punches AMIR in the nose) AMIR: Aah! JAKE: Sorry. AMIR (holding his nose): Dang it! JAKE: Yeah. AMIR: You got me that time. (AMIR's phone starts to ring) JAKE: Gotcha. AMIR (pulling phone out of pocket): Ooh, snap-- (AMIR reads phone, takes hand off nose) I gotta get this. JAKE: Take it. It's fine. AMIR (getting up): I shall be right back. (The phone starts to ring again. AMIR goes to try and tickle JAKE again. JAKE swings to punch AMIR but he jumps back in time) AMIR: (Laughing) Oh, I'm sorry. You. Are. Too. Slooow. (Laughs) (AMIR walks into side room and closes door) AMIR (yelling, crying): Noooo! No! No! No! No! No! (Cries) Why! (JAKE sits outside, looking uncomfortable) AMIR (breaking down): I can't have this! Not today! (Cries) I love you so much! (Cries) Please, please call be back! Why! Why, why, why! (AMIR instantly regains composure, he opens the door and returns to JAKE) AMIR: Sup! JAKE: Is everything OK? AMIR: Yes! (Rapping) Let's get down to business, I don't got a (inaudible) Hell yeah! (laughs) (AMIR's phone rings again, AMIR groans) AMIR: Sorry! Again. JAKE: Fine, get it. AMIR (walking away): BRB, in the Middle E. I shall be right back. I will call you back mother-fucker. JAKE: I told you it was okay. (AMIR closes door) AMIR (yelling): You are not getting a dime of this money! Not. One. Dime! Understood? (JAKE is sitting outside blocking his ears) AMIR: I have killed before, I will kill again, that is not the issue! Call me! (AMIR instantly regains composure and returns outside) AMIR: Bonjour madame. (Laughs) JAKE: Uh, madame is girl. I really- I can just finish this up on my own. AMIR: No? What? Nonsense! (AMIR's phone rings) AMIR (growing angry): Oh my gosh! (Pause as AMIR considers something) AMIR (calmly): I'm blowing up. JAKE: Yeah. AMIR (singing to the tune of Get the Party Started): I'm blowing up so you better get the party started. (JAKE joins in at the end) AMIR (still singing): I'm blowing up, I'm blowing. (Laughs) JAKE: Go ahead. (AMIR closes the door and answers the phone) (AMIR starts yelling in what sounds like a mixture of Hebrew and English) AMIR: Nie! Nie you! You are over, you understand me? (Maniacal laughter) (AMIR starts screaming and jumping around before regaining composure and opening the door) AMIR: Uh. (Knocks on door, laughs) Hey, I'm gonna have to take off a little bit early today- JAKE: Yeah yeah that's fine. AMIR: Ok.