(caption - Jake and Amir Behind the Scenes of "The Collegehumor Show" Sundays at 9:30/8:30c on MTV) (Amir and Jake are on either side on Sam) AMIR: We are here with Sam Reich, who is not only a writer and an actor on the show, he's also a producer-- SAM: (talking to someone off camera) Move the sign. AMIR: H-h-hey, come on now. He's a producer-- SAM: It's too high. AMIR: --and he's a director. JAKE: Wow. AMIR: One second, we're interviewing you, all right? JAKE: Quadruple threat, boys. AMIR: (chuckles) A triple threat. JAKE: Quadruple. AMIR: Threat. (in Ricky's office) JAKE: All right, we're here with Ricky Van Veen, our boss and the creator of CollegeHumor. We're days away from our premiere, (to Ricky) how do you feel? RICKY: It's exciting! We're doing a lot of promos, trying to get people to watch. AMIR: I'm going to give you fifty bucks, you give me carte blanche, all access pass to your e-mail. You leave the office, I need inbox, outbox, drafts, trash, what do you say? RICKY: No. JAKE: All right, Phantom, what do you prefer, writing or acting? PHANTOM: I mean, that's like asking me if I like elk's blood or plum wine more. AMIR: Plum wine? PHANTOM: Yeah, I mean they're both great in their own way. (back in Ricky's office) AMIR: OK, eighty dollars to use your iPhone for two minutes. JAKE: Come on! AMIR: I'm already picking up the iPhone. RICKY: No. Put down my iPhone. AMIR: Give me eighty bucks. RICKY: Seriously. AMIR: Real quick, I have to call my mom! (just Ricky and Jake) RICKY: It's like every time that I think he's going to change, every time I think it's going to be different-it's not! JAKE: You think it doesn't bother me? (back with Sam) AMIR: Whoa, Sammy. JAKE: How much do we have left to shoot, Sam? SAM: We have one week left of shooting. AMIR: Wow, one week! Sounds super stressful. Plus we have my rap battle scene. SAM: There's no rap battle scene. AMIR: What's that? SAM: There's no rap battle scene. (Amir and Jake are on either side of Dan) JAKE: We're here with Dan Gurewitch, a writer and actor on the show. AMIR: Yup. Dan, who do you play on the CollegeHumor show? DAN: Uh, Dan. AMIR: Tell us a little bit about your character. DAN: Uh, it's kind of like, all our characters, it's just like us, but more exaggerated, sort of dumber, more self-centered versions of ourselves. AMIR: Well, Sam told me that my character was just me, like I'm not supposed to exaggerate, it's just uh, who I am. (chuckles) Or whatever. DAN: Oh. Uh, that's-- (back to Phantom) PHANTOM: Now here's the thing about MTV. It's like called what, music television, when was the last time they played a video? AMIR: Yeah. PHANTOM: For real. They'll play fifteen seconds of a video at the end of The Hills-- JAKE: Talk to us. PHANTOM: --and then-- (back to Sam, Vinny is there) VINNY: Uh, sorry, but we really have to go. SAM: I know! (they all start talking over each other) AMIR: W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wait, I know-- VINNY: We really have to--(Amir pushes Vinny out of frame) AMIR: we're also losing light. SAM: I'd like to, what I've was saying was-- AMIR: (to Sam) Ah, we don't need light! JAKE: Hey, it's fine. We're here with Sam Reich, actor- (Vinny re-enters shot) VINNY: It's his job to make sure that-- JAKE: --director, producer-- SAM: Shut the f**k up-- JAKE: --writer-- SAM: --seriously, guys. Seriously. AMIR: OK. SAM: I mean, it's funny, but we're losing daylight and we're trying to make an actual show. AMIR: I know. (Jake puts down his mic and walks off) AMIR: I kn--I know. SAM: This is in actual show that needs to go on actual television. AMIR: Shhhhh... Vinny: (off camera) I'm really sorry. (Jake is also off camera, pulls Amir off) AMIR: Uh, we'll be right back! JAKE: No! THE END. http://www.collegehumor.com/video/3884361/jake-and-amir-behind-the-scenes-of-the-collegehumor-show-pt-1