(Jake is in a stall using the bathroom, Amir is in the next stall) Amir: Jake! Jake: Oh my god. Two questions: why and how? Amir: Two answers: red and twelve. Jake: Ok, those are two answers, just not to those questions. Amir: I mean, what do you mean how? Jake: How did you know it was me? I took off my shoes so you wouldn't see. Amir: That's stupid, like I don't know your socks. Jake: (sighs) Then I guess why. Amir: I thought you said 'meet me in the bathroom.' Jake: No, I told Pat that I was going to the bathroom, and I asked him to tell you not to come. (Pat enters bathroom, rubbing his arm) Pat: Sorry, Jake. You were right. He's a lot stronger than he looks. Wait, he's not in here, is he? (leaves) Amir: Anywho, what's taking so long? Jake: (grunts) Do I have to answer that? Amir: All I'm saying is when I do it, it comes out like a rocket. One and done. Three wipes, eh eh eh, no matter what. Jake: God, that's disgusting. Amir: Still smells like roses in here. Is that you? Jake: Shut up. (Amir rolls toilet paper to Jake's stall with 'Jake' written on it) Amir (pops out underneath Jake's stall) Jake! Jake: Ah!