Intro JAKE: Hey you're watching Jake and Amir! AMIR: And you think I care why? JAKE: Not talking to you. AMIR: Okay. Office [Sarah walks into Jake] SARAH: Oh, Jesus. JAKE: So sore. SARAH: Okay. JAKE: Didn't say sorry I said I was sore. My muscles are sore. SARAH: I didn't think you said sorry. JAKE: My muscles are sore from working out in the gym, In a workout. What did you do this morning? SARAH: Umm... Let's see, I got up. JAKE: I got up, I got up and I went to the gym. Regular crunches, bicycle crunches, pushups, diamond pushups! SARAH: Those are all thing that you can do at home. JAKE: Yeah that's true, that's true... I wouldn't, but umm... SARAH: Why wouldn't you? JAKE: I Didn't think about it until now actually... Ha, how was your weekend? SARAH: It was fine thanks. JAKE: That is cool, mine was fine too, mine was a little crazy, mine was like too crazy. Don't tell anybody, but I did something illegal. [Amir pulls Jake's fly down] SARAH: Really? JAKE: I did... I downloaded Avatar on Bit Torrent. I Bit Torrented it. SARAH: That is crazy. JAKE: Yeah, favorite part on three: one, two, three! SARAH: The 3D! JAKE: Not for me, no. My favorite part was the dragons. Big-ass dragon at the end, Toruk Makto. [Does a flying motion] SARAH: Ugh... Okay, that's- JAKE: We should go to a club. [Amir starts taking Jake's dick out] JAKE: We should just go to a club after work, would be really fun. [Rapping]I'm so 3000 and late, your so 2000 and late. I got that boom boom aah, you got that boom boom [Notices that his dick is out] aaoh, AAOH, AAH. SARAH: AAH! [Leaves] AMIR: [Laughs] April fool's bitch! JAKE: What is wrong with you? Why is you dick out? AMIR: I don't know, solidarity brother. Why is yours in? [CH Outro] DAVID: [To Jake] Yo did you show your dick to my girlfriend bro? THE END WATCH THE EPISODE