(Jake and Patrick sitting on beanbag) Jake: So you've, like, been chasing the same girl for three months? Patrick: Right, exactly. Jake: Yeah, and so this is what you got to do. Amir: (farts) Patrick: (laughs) Jake: Oh god, that's digusting. Patrick: Epic. Jake: (gets up to leave) Patrick: No, no, wait, wait. Finish what you were saying. Jake: Alright. What I'm saying is you have to plant a lot of seeds and see what grows, because there's no point in just having one girl on your radar. Amir: Exactly. Listen. It's called the Amir theory. Jake: Nope. Amir: You gotta have girls on your radar. You plant seeds, see what grows, right? Sometimes it's a tree, sometimes it's a leaf. Jake: Shut up, Amir. Patrick: No no, he's right. Sometimes it comes to fruition, and sometimes it doesn't. Jake: No, you don't understand. He never really knows what he's talking about. Amir: You guys are talking about frenching. Jake: No, we're- Patrick: (laughs) Good one. Thanks for the advice, one. Amir: (laughs) Good one. Thanks for the advice, man. Jake: You're not a monkey. Amir: (monkey screech, hits Jake) AH AH AH!