AMIR: Welcome to episode 3 of Ace and Jocelyn - Astronaut Accountants from Outer Space! (intro-Ace and Jocelyn, from space and Jocelyn, astronaut accountants and they're coming to your face, if you love that shiz say na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-hey!) AMIR: We're here alone in the...space office, and I have a feeling Ace will be back, because you can't get very far without your space wallet, or ... more specifically, his space Subway card. Now it's just a matter of time, co-space cowboys - (gasp) in fact. Here he is right now! Ace! (trips and falls, drops camera which is facing him on floor) Ahh! Oww, Ace! You really got to help me out man, I really hurt my knee. (moans) JAKE: Wow, you're actually bleeding. AMIR: Yes, but it's-it's space blood, so it hurts extra a lot. JAKE: You took my wallet, right? AMIR: Ugh, I found your wallet, it was in the Zorlap Sky. Ugh, the gravity here is so strong. JAKE: All right, do you want me to help you up? AMIR: I don't normally fall. JAKE: Say my name and I'll help you. AMIR: Ace, what's wrong? JAKE: Say my real name and I'll help you. AMIR: You're acting weird. Did somebody hit you with an amnesia gun, Ace? Please, help me up. JAKE: Listen, Amir. You're hurt. Say my real name, and I'm going to help you. AMIR: Turn the camera off first. JAKE: No. AMIR: Turn-I don't know how to edit. Turn it off. JAKE: You don't have to upload it. AMIR: I wish that were true. JAKE: It is true. Say my name. AMIR: I'm in a lot of pain, Jake. Help me up. JAKE: Here. (goes to help Amir up) AMIR: I can't straighten my leg...(looks at camera) Thank you, Ace. (Jake drops him) Oww!! (blackout) (Jake is cleaning up the wound) AMIR: AH! It stings! It stings! JAKE: I barely even touched it yet! AMIR: You're right, Ace. I should be brave. (Jake applies the wipe harder) AMIR: AHHHH-- THE END. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpgUdMO0ukw