AMIR: Hey space cadets and girls, it's six thirty in the morning, which means it's time for another episode of-, hold the f-, hold the camera like I said, right? (singing) Ace and Jocelyn, Ace and Jocelyn, from space and Jocelyn, astronaut accountants and they're coming to your face, if you love that shit, say nah nah nah-nah nah nah nah nah-nah, hey! Mom, close the door! Rotate it. Rotate it, right? Anyway, uh, a lot of you guys have been complaining that there's not a lot of super villains in these episodes, which is a great complaint, which is why, today, Ace and I are gonna foil the plot of an evil scientist who's ugly and- PAT: No, you never said that I was gonna be ugly. AMIR: What? Argh, what are you...? AMIR: In this episode, Ace is gonna be confronted by an evil, hideous scientist who can't handle a camera or keep his mouth shut for the life of- PAT: Alright, I'm leaving. AMIR: W-w-w-w-wait, c'mon! Hey, Patrick! Patrick! C'mon! I'm gonna edit that part out! PAT: You said you didn't know how to edit. AMIR: I'm really sorry. I mean- PAT: I'm sorry, too. I don't understand why you're- AMIR: I know. This is... I'm... this is probably so weird for someone like you, who has this, like- PAT: Someone... what does that even mean? AMIR: Put on this hat and I swear everything's gonna be alright. Just, put on the hat and- PAT: Do you have my money? AMIR: Yes, yes, I really do, I promise. I swear to God I have your money, just, good, excellent, put on the hat and follow me, bitch. PAT: You're sure he knows we're coming? AMIR: Yes, or I don't know, just, can you open the door? You know- do you know your line even? PAT: Of course I know my lines! What are we even doing? AMIR: Will you get...? JAKE: Is there somebody there? AMIR: Shh, just get in there, I'll say the rest. PAT: Alright. JAKE: I'm gonna kill you! AMIR: Oh my- PAT: Oh my God! AMIR: Ace. JAKE: Amir? AMIR: That was- PAT: Oh my God! AMIR: ... so good! Ace, I led him right to you. JAKE: I'm so sorry. AMIR: You would have been so proud. JAKE: Put this on, put this on on your eye. AMIR: Ace. PAT: Ah! JAKE: I'm so sorry. AMIR: The astronaut accountants strike again! JAKE: This is... Amir, is this... is this that stupid pilot thing that you're doing? PAT: Guys- AMIR: Let me- PAT: ... I think I'm blind! Guys, I think I'm blind. AMIR: Justice. JAKE: Hey, guess what? You're a double agent. AMIR: What? PAT: Guys, I think I'm blind. JAKE: You're a double... you're a double agent, Ace- AMIR: No way. JAKE: ... or Jocelyn, or whatever the fuck your name is. AMIR: I would never- PAT: Jake, take the cell phone out of my pocket. AMIR: Ace, get the cell phone out. Don't, yet. This is so messed up, right now. JAKE: This, this right here, this is a finger-blasting gun and it shoots invisible lasers and I'm gonna shoot you. PAT: Guys, I think I'm blind. AMIR: I know WHAT IT IS! JUST RELAX, ACE, PUT IT DOWN! PAT: I already know the insurance. JAKE: Get on your knees, right now. Get on your knees. AMIR: This isn't supposed to happen, not until season two. JAKE: You have ten seconds to get out of here- AMIR: Ace. JAKE: ... crawling on your knees like a dog, before I shoot you in the face- AMIR: I don't wanna do this... but I've a real knife! AMIR: Will Ace ever come to his senses? Is Jocelyn really a double agent? PAT: Please, stop talking. AMIR: Will the evil, ugly scientist shut up and let me finish? All these answers and one more next week on Ace and Jocelyn, astronaut accountants from outer space.