Jake & Amir | Script Archive

Chips

Episode ID: 89

Air date: 2008-02-26

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Jake And Amir: Chips

From the Vimeo days - no intro.

[Jake picks up a bag of Lay's chips to open them.]

Amir: Ahhh, just give me that to me. It's so annoying watching you fumble with that bag. I can open it in a second.

Jake: Okay, no.

Amir: Give it to me or I'm going to ARGHHH-

[Jake tosses the bag across the desk to Amir.]

Amir: Hizzzonkey

Jake: Please speak in English. It's really annoying when I have to decipher your stupid language.

Amir: Watch un larn.

Jake: See like that.

[Amir takes out a pair of scissors and cuts the through the bag and chips.]

Jake: Alright that's cheating. Come on.

[Amir continues cutting the chips.]

Jake: And now you owe me a bag of chips. Great. Good job.

Amir: Yeesh. Crumbs. Let's just agra to disagra.

[Amir eats a chip.]

Jake: I'd- I'd just rather it's complete gibberish so that I can just zone you out entirely.

[Amir holds up a 'shock 'em' foam hand.]

Amir: Isn't it shocking that.

Jake: That what?

Amir: Isn't it...

Jake: That you couldn't finish the joke? No, it's not. Do you even know what that means?

Amir: Two in the pussy and the pinky is in the asshole.

Jake: Eughhh. I shouldn't have asked. I shouldn't have asked.

Amir: You rang?

Jake: No, I didn't ring you. I don't ring you. Do you even know what it says when you call me? Call me right now.

[Jake's phone rings. He shows the caller ID, which is photo of Amir with

a banned symbol across his face.]

Jake: I don't wanna hurt your feelings, but I do want to.

Amir: Muhmuhmuh my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard-

Jake: Stop

[Amir eats another chip.]

CUT TO

[Amir falls out of his chair. Jake looks at Amir and then gets up and leaves.]

NOTES:

Jake's ringtone is 'In The Street' by Cheap Trick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKGOMNdLloU

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