(Amir is in the living room with a group of folks working on a jigsaw puzzle)
GIRL: Oh hey, do you want to put this one there?
AMIR: Yeah. (throws piece at table) I don't know how puzzles work.
(everyone laughs, Jake enters)
JAKE: Amir. Can I talk to you in the kitchen, please?
AMIR: Yeah.
(in kitchen)
JAKE: QQ, ass-fuck. What time did I tell you to wake me up?
AMIR: 12:30?
JAKE: 11:30. What time is it now?
AMIR: 5:30.
JAKE: (removing robe, showing his all-over burn) It's 6:30.
AMIR: Yikes!
JAKE: Look at me.
AMIR: You got some color.
JAKE: Yeah, red. I'm burnt to a crisp!
(Amir is poking at him)
JAKE: Ow!
AMIR: Well, I mean red is technically a color. Besides, this might be one of those good problems to have.
JAKE: Not knowing what supermodel to date would be a good problem to have. This sucks!
AMIR: I'm listening.
JAKE: That's it. I'm done talking. You've single-handedly ruined my vacation on the first day we're here.
AMIR: You know, Diana told me to stick up for myself against you.
JAKE: What is that supposed to mea--
(Amir slaps him)
JAKE: OW! Fuck you. I'm done talking to you.
(Amir slaps his back, Jake falls, the camera is back on the people working on the puzzle)
JAKE: OW! God damn it! What is wrong with you?! I fucking hate you!
GIRL#2: I'm looking for a white piece with a little bit of tree.
(Amir is seen slapping Jake with a fly swatter, then it's back to the puzzle people)
JAKE: Is nobody seeing this?!
GIRL: Ooo, can nay help you there, sistah.
THE END.
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