Jake and Amir are sitting at their desks. When Amir starts singing. Jake gets annoyed and grabs a bottle of drugs, opens the cap, and pours some into his hand.
Amir: [singing] I'm so excited/And I just can't hide it/ I know, I know, I know, I know, I - what are you doing? What is that?
Jake: Taking some ibuprofen.
Amir: Ibuprofeen? Yeah right.
Amir gets out of his chair and rushes over to Jake's desk.
Jake: Would you just relax?
Amir grabs the bottle and looks at it.
Jake: Jesus Christ!
Amir: What is this, man?
Amir takes the bottle and pours the pills into a garbage can by Jake's desk.
Jake: Oh my god. [swallows the pill he has in his hand]
Amir: Come on, man!
Amir hugs Jake tightly. Jake looks squished and annoyed. Amir speaks directly into Jake's ear.
Amir: Come on, man. Ah, I'm not going to fucking lose - this is going to be okay. This is going to be okay.
Jake: I'm not pissed; you just owe me ten bucks okay?
Amir: Do you feel me breathing? [takes 2 deep breaths]
Jake: No.
Amir: Regulate your breathing like mine. [takes another deep breath]
Jake: Stop it! Let go!
Amir: Come on, man! This - Aw, I know you fucking hate me right now-
Jake: I always hate you right now.
Amir: Aw, but it's so worth it to me. This is so fucking what I-
Jake: Obviously. Just get off of me!
Amir: I will not let you go because you mean WAY too much to me to let go!
Jake: People can probably hear you, alright?
Amir: I don't care. I don't FUCKING CARE!
Jake begins slapping Amir's head with his left hand. Amir yells and lets go.
Amir: Aw, goddamn-!
Cut to black, the cut to Jake and Amir sitting in chairs facing the camera. They talk directly to the audience.
Jake: Hi, I'm Jake.
Amir: And I'm Jake.
Jake: He's Amir. What you saw just now was a Jake and Amir skit.
Amir: Hilarious Jake and Amir video.
Jake: That's an opinion.
Amir: Basically, what we're trying to say is ibuprofen in no joke.
Jake: Okay, so you didn't get it then.
Amir: Two to three a day is enough to kill a baby elephant.
Jake: I mean it's not.
Amir: Okay, if he chokes on the bottle-
Jake: It's different. I'm stopping it.
Amir: Don't. You have a right to know-!