AMIR: New Year's resolutions, shoot!
JAKE: No.
AMIR: K, mmm, mine's for you to be nicer to me.
JAKE: Not a resolution. That's not how they work.
AMIR: K. I have another one. But-
JAKE: What is it?
AMIR: Stupid, so stupid, heh. It's for me to be more confident, or not, whatever.
JAKE: How's that working out for you?
AMIR: S-I should just do my original resolution, and that's it.
JAKE: What's that?
AMIR: To lose weight. That's pretty normal. I saw a commercial for that.
JAKE: How much do you weigh?
AMIR: One-twelve.
JAKE: Ohh.
AMIR: With shoes!
JAKE: You're on the cusp of being grossly underweight.
AMIR: (nods his head) What's average? ish?
JAKE: I don't know, like, one sixty.
AMIR: Okay. Close, but no cidah.
JAKE: No what?
AMIR: Close, but no sid-cider.
JAKE: Spell it.
AMIR: Swy D R.
JAKE: You know, you never cease to impress me-
(Amir smiles)
JAKE: -and not in a good way, how dumb you are.
AMIR: You wonder why I don't have any confidence, or whatev-
JAKE: What did you say, idiot?
AMIR: Nothing.
(silence)
AMIR: Jake.
Sorry, everyone, can't find this video. Could put the youtube one but I'm sure someone can add this.