[Jake and Amir are at their desks. Amir is wearing headphones.]
AMIR: Challenge Friday.
JAKE: What?
AMIR: [yelling] Challenge Friday.
JAKE: Stop yelling.
AMIR: [taking off his headphones] Sorry. I couldn't hear myself.
JAKE: You heard me say "what" at a normal volume.
AMIR: I couldn't hear myself. I could hear you just fine.
JAKE: Don't ever present information like you're outsmarting me.
AMIR: Challenge Friday is the day where I challenge and beat you at anything you choose.
JAKE: I didn't ask, but fine. I challenge you to be quiet for the rest of the day.
[Amir quietly processes Jake's challenge, then turns to his computer and begins typing.]
JAKE: Can't believe that worked.
AMIR: Hang on, sorry. I'm just amending the Challenge Friday rules. Now I get to choose the challenge.
JAKE: Smart.
AMIR: [holding a red yo-yo] Eating challenge.
JAKE: You're holding a yo-yo.
AMIR: I could swallow it.
JAKE: Don't.
AMIR: [with shaving cream on his face, and holding a razor] Shaving contest! Schick Hydro challenge!
JAKE: How did you already cover your entire face in shaving cream?
AMIR: I don't know! Why don't you ask my Schick Hydro!
[Amir slowly begins shaving.]
JAKE: Don't ask me to talk to your razor.
AMIR: [now missing the shaving cream, the razor, and a rectangular patch of beard from his shaving] Challenge: who has the longest umbilical cord? [lifting up his shirt off-screen] Go!
JAKE: Oh! My God, how do you still have that? Why is it so long?
AMIR: Neither my doctors nor my parents thought I should have a normal bellybutton.
JAKE: Sad.
AMIR: [picking the yo-yo back up] It seems an eating challenge is in order. [bringing the yo-yo to his mouth] Eat! Eat! Eat!
JAKE: No! Don't, don't, don't!
AMIR: What's the matter, Jakey? Afraid I can't swallow a yo-yo?
JAKE: Yes! I am afraid of that!
AMIR: Here we go, one time.
[Amir shoves the yo-yo into his mouth. Jake cringes. Amir has the yo-yo in his throat, but is still holding the string.]
AMIR: Amir wins again!
JAKE: You okay?
AMIR: Oh! It's dropping into my stomach! Oh, back up! [laughs]