Jake (talking on phone): Yeah, I don't know. It's a little weird. Uh, I'll let you know. Alright, I'll tell you later.
Amir: What was that about?
Jake: Uh, this girl, that I'm kind of interested in, but we've been friends for a really long time-
Amir: (laughs) Honestly, I'm not even listening. That's how little I give a shit.
Jake: I open up like an inch, and you just-
Amir: Alright, want some real advice?
Jake: Sure.
Amir: This is what you do. It might come off as a little disgusting, or whatever-
Jake: Ok, then don't say it.
Amir: Ok, eat her pussy.
Jake: Oh, god, wish you didn't say that. Now I'm thinking about it.
Amir: Jakes.
Jake: I'm right here. We're having a conversation. Don't say my name in the middle of a conversation.
Amir: Yeah.
Jake: Ok. Yeah. We have a meeting to go to. Come on.
Amir: Not going to that meeting, partner.
Jake: Why?
Amir: I'm supposed to refresh the homepage over and over, and if it breaks, tell one of the programmers about it, so...
Jake: So, yeah, they had me do that like my first day as an intern, they told me I was way overqualified.
Amir: Yeah, well, I guess they think I'm perfectly qualified for it then, so...
Jake: You know, it's not even worth insulting you because you just don't get it.
Amir: Jake.