Jake & Amir | Script Archive

Test Results

Episode ID: 65

Air date: 2007-11-27

Video: Link

JAKE: Whoa, you all right?

AMIR: (shakes head)

JAKE: (wheels over to Amir) What is it? (pause) Come on, what is it?

AMIR: I just got the results back.

JAKE: What results?

AMIR: The test results.

JAKE: You don't - - you don't have like an STD, I mean you never have had . . . What is it?

AMIR: What?

JAKE: The results for what?

AMIR: I just took a test, and I got the results back, and I'm a Charlotte.

JAKE: What?!

AMIR: I know! I took a Sex in the City thing and it tells you which character you are and I'm a Charlotte. That's the lesbian!

JAKE: No, it's not. (walks away with chair)

AMIR: Isn't it? Oh. The cute one. (chuckles) That's pretty fly. Actually I'm going to forward you, forward to you the URL, brotha.

JAKE: Do not.

AMIR: Take it. I bet you'll be a (singsong) Carrie.

THE END.

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