(Scene is an office party, with Jake, Amir, and Maria Sansone in the foreground)
Amir: Have you guys ever played this?
Maria: Um...
Amir: Um.... Well, if you haven't, let someone else play, ok?
(Jake and Maria are playing Guitar Hero)
Jake: Go.
Maria: Ok. Oh!
Amir: (chuckles) Oh my god. You got it.
Maria: (laughs) Yeah!
Amir: You're pretty good for a mildly retarded chimpanzee.
Jake: Stop.
Maria: I'm on the left, right?
Amir (mocking Maria): I'm on the left?! I'm on the left! (laughs) I swear she's mental. How do you not know you're on the left or right?
Maria: Oh my god, I am!
Jake (helping Maria): Red. Red.
Amir: Red red green green yellow yellow red. No, no, no, no, you're off! You're off! You're off!
Streeter: Yes, shut up! Shut up!
Amir: Ugh, it kills me because I'm so good to see someone suck so hard! Ugh!
Streeter: No one can hear the song!
Amir: Yes, they can hear the song!
Streeter: No one can hear the song when you're yelling!
Amir (to Jake): Do it with your eyes closed, because I can do this song with my eyes closed.
Streeter: Dude, stop!
Maria: I can't see!
Amir (yelling over Jake and Streeter): You don't have to see, it's Guitar Hero! You fucking listen! Take it off! (takes guitar from Maria)
Streeter: They failed! Are you happy they failed the song?
Maria: (leaving) (to Jake): Your friends are crazy.
Amir (to Maria): I'll let you do the hammer thing. Ok, good. Good riddance, baby. Watch this.
Streeter: Great, great! Now the girl's gone. Thanks, dude.
Jake (over Amir's screaming): Nobody wants to play with you, man.
Amir: Crank this shit up to medium.