Jake & Amir | Script Archive

Costume

Episode ID: 60

Air date: 2007-11-12

Video: Link

JAKE: Question. Halloween is on . . . ?

AMIR: November-

JAKE: October thirty. . .

AMIR: Ninth.

JAKE: First. You're quick, but you're a fucking idiot.

AMIR: No shit.

JAKE: No shit you're an idiot?

AMIR: No shit this is a scarf. (scoffs)

JAKE: Oooh, OK, it's just it looks a lot like a penguin costume.

AMIR: Well, it's not. There's a difference, OK?

JAKE: What's the difference?

AMIR: The difference is that you're too dumb to know the difference, anyway . . . swish.

JAKE: Can you even do work with your hands like that?

AMIR: Quack, quack.

JAKE: That's a duck.

AMIR: Moooo.

JAKE: Not. Closer.

THE END.

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