[Jake is sitting at the table in Ricky's office.]
AMIR: (entering from the side and sitting down in a chair next to Jake) Ughhhhh...
JAKE: (laughs) What's going on?
AMIR: I don't know how people do it.
JAKE: Yeah.
AMIR: No, you don't know what I meant. I meant, I don't know how people get tattoos.
JAKE: Man. What time do we have that meeting? It's like, 4? Or 2?
AMIR: Just, forget about the meeting, how-- When you got your tattoo, did it hurt you? Who else has a tattoo in the office? Now that I'm inked up.
JAKE: I don't really...
AMIR: Now that I have ink.
JAKE: Do you know, just like, when--
AMIR: You're treating me so different now that you know that I have a tattoo.
JAKE: I'm really trying not to.
AMIR: It's embarrassing telling you this shit because I don't-- I don't want--
JAKE: You don't- you don't have to.
JAKE: What is it of?
AMIR: I dunno, it's a tattoo.
AMIR: Okay, what is this? (Doodles a sort of backwards Greek letter Alpha on the whiteboard.) What is that of? That's not of anything, but it's still a tattoo.
JAKE: That looks like a fish or something. Is that what you got?
AMIR: Mine's a bear. Okay?
JAKE: A bear? Where is it? Where did you--?
AMIR: I dunno, in the woods or something.
(Jake laughs.)
JAKE: When you get a tattoo, you get it of something and in a specific spot. So, it's of a bear, you said, and where is it?
AMIR: Let's get-- let's go to a fucking bar.
AMIR: I haven't felt this interrogated-- (Jake lifts up Amir's sleeve) get-
AMIR: It's not on my shoulder or anything, it's just like on my.. area. What does it matter?
JAKE: What area?
AMIR: What does it matter where it is?
JAKE: Let me see it! (He reaches over, and Amir slaps his hand away.)
(Amir quickly displays his stomach area.)
JAKE: Is that a dick.. on your... stomach?--
AMIR: Is that a dick? No, it's a cannon. Leave me alone, I-- it's- it's getting sore! (pushing Jake's hands away as he tries to pull Amir's shirt up.)
JAKE: (reaching over to lift of Amir's shirt) Let me fucking see that!
AMIR: Get off of me, man.
(Jake wrestles Amir to the ground and lifts up his shirt to see the tattoo.)
AMIR: (on the ground, with his shirt pulled up, revealing a (Sharpie-drawn) tattoo of a penis with GAY written below it) Get off of me! What does it matter what it is?
JAKE: It says GAY'!
AMIR: (getting up) Those are my initials!
AMIR: Next one's gonna be like an eagle.