(caption - Somewhere in Virginia)
(Amir and Jake are sitting quietly in the car)
AMIR: This is nice. Isn't it?
JAKE: Yeah.
AMIR: What's your favorite part?
JAKE: It's look- Just, can we just enjoy the view?
AMIR: What's that?
JAKE: We don't have to talk. Just-just enjoy the view and then we get back on the road, OK? We have a long night of driving.
AMIR: OK. Let's enjoy the view.
JAKE: Just enjoy the view. No talking.
AMIR: No talking, just enjoying.
JAKE: Just silence.
AMIR: (pause) Silence is golden. (pause) It's the primo. It's the top--
JAKE: Shhhh.
AMIR: Shhh.
JAKE: Shh.
AMIR: Shhhhwhewww.
(Amir pretends to karate chop Jake)
JAKE: (softly) Come on.
AMIR: (softly) Sorry. Shh.
(pause)
AMIR: My neck hurts when I go like that. Can you hear that?
JAKE: Just please be quiet.
AMIR: Can you hear that?
JAKE: Shh!
AMIR: It's like uh, it's a thing. (a bit loudly) Starting now, please silence all cell phones. (chuckles) Shhhhhh. (pause) (loudly imitates a race car) No talking or noises right? (begins tapping on a coke can) Sin gas, please. Sans gas, s'il vous plaît. (opens the can and takes a sip) Ah. (coughs) How do they put--(spills soda on Jake)
JAKE: OH!
AMIR: Oh my lo-I was going to wear that tomorrow!
(caption - Harrisonburg, Virginia)
AMIR: All right, we're at statue, the James U statue; I'll just write 'at the statue'?
JAKE: At the statue? Just don't even say where it is.
AMIR: Do you think people will know where it is?
JAKE: We are here. We're at this-We're standing at this guy.
AMIR: Come on! Come on!
JAKE: It's actually freezing here, you guys. You can't tell, but it's like-it's negative twenty-two.
(Amir laughs)
(a group of folks rush Amir and Jake)
AMIR: Oh my lord! That's too many people!
JAKE: That's so crazy!
(Amir is shaking hands, introducing himself to folks)
KEVIN: I'm Kevin.
AMIR: Amir. Hi.
COURTNEY: Courtney.
AMIR: Amir.
ROCHELLE: Rochelle.
AMIR: Amir. Oh my gosh.
AMIR: See, this is what happens when you do too-too-too much of a public locale.
(at a large table inside the dining hall)
JAKE: So what year are you guys?
GIRL: Seniors.
OTHER GIRLS: Seniors.
JAKE: Cool, and you guys are uh, sorry. (turns around to address Amir who is by himself at another table) You're really not going to eat with us, huh?
AMIR: We're in a fight! I'm sorry!
JAKE: Why are we in a fight?
AMIR: Because we never eat where I want to eat. We always eat where you want to eat.
JAKE: Didn't you want to eat here in the dining hall?
AMIR: Yes! So?
JAKE: And we're here.
AMIR: Oh. That's true. (laughs)
JAKE: It's funny- you just come here and sit next to me then?
AMIR: Can I sit on your lap?
JAKE: What?
AMIR: CAN I SIT ON YOUR--
(caption - One night left! / Find out where we'll be by following us on Twitter at: Twitter.com/jakeandamir / Tonight's gonna be a good night! / Tonight's gonna be a good good night! / Stop. / WooooOoooo!)
TO BE CONTINUED.
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