Jake (leading Maureen around office): This is my friend, Sarah.
Sarah: Hi!
Maureen: Hi, Sarah, nice to meet you.
Sarah: Nice to meet you.
Jake: And, uh this is my desk.
Amir (trying to introduce himself)
Maureen: Nice. Nice view, too.
Jake: And over here is just the editorial, I mean we're all...
Maureen: Hi, guys.
Jake: This is Jeff.
Maureen: Hi Jeff, nice to meet you.
Jake: And Streeter.
Streeter: Hi.
Maureen: Hey, Streeter.
Streeter: How are you doing?
Maureen: I've heard about you.
Amir: (laughs)
Jake: I'll show you the rest of the office.
Amir: Streeter is so retarded.
Jake: This is my friend, Dan.
Maureen: Hi Dan.
Dan: Hi.
Maureen: I'm Maureen.
Dan: Nice to meet you.
Amir (comes out from hiding, shirtless): I'm Dan, too.
Dan: Uh, what do you think...
Amir: (knocks headphones off desk) Wow.
Maureen (talking to Dan): I'm visiting to next week, and...
Amir: Do they do this in Germany? (tries jumping a blanket, falls)
Dan: (making small talk with Maureen)
Amir: Oooh, fuuuuuuu. (trying to get off floor)
Dan: Is Jake showing you around, or...
Maureen: He's showing me around, where everyone is.
Dan: It's a nice place.
Amir (on floor): Little help!
Jake: Well, you wanna grab lunch or something?
Maureen: Sounds great.
Amir: (hits head on cabinet) Huh! Ahhhhh! Fuck! Ow. (speaks in incomprehensible slurs, implying he has brain damage)
Amir: Whooh! (falls to floor) Ahh.