(caption - Baltimore, Maryland)
JAKE: (checking trunk) Yeah, nothing in here. You sure you put a bag in when we left the office?
AMIR: Oh, you know what? I didn't pack a bag. (laughs) That is so me!
JAKE: Yeah, what are you going to do for clothes?
AMIR: You brought clothes, didn't you?
JAKE: Enough for me.
AMIR: Yeah, so, when you're done with them, throw them on this hamper. Oh!
JAKE: What about brushing your teeth?
AMIR: It's four days! It's four- How long do you go without brushing your teeth?
JAKE: Six hours.
AMIR: I rather go four days than six hours just 'cause your gums start to get too dependent on it, and then--
JAKE: You're not wearing my clothes.
AMIR: Why not?! Hey, we're the same size!
(caption - Richmond, Virginia)
AMIR: All right, we just tweeted 'across some tennis courts on Carrie and Lyndon'.
(car pulls up and honks)
AMIR: Oh my god, is that them?
JAKE: Yeah.
AMIR: Is it?
JAKE: Yeah.
(Jake starts greeting the arrivers)
JAKE: You got it!
GUY: Tweet just came in like ten seconds ago!
AMIR: Oh my gosh, that was so quick.
(Girl comes running to them)
GIRL: Am I--What number am I?
JAKE: Uh--
AMIR: Oh my gosh, another one!
JAKE: --four.
GIRL: No!
AMIR: I think we have--
GIRL: Can we do like a big lunch or a big dinner?
(in the restaurant, Amir is the only one without food)
JAKE: All right you guys, let eat!
AMIR: Ha-ha, let's not eat yet because I didn't get my food yet! I didn't get my food yet!
JAKE: You didn't get your food yet.
AMIR: You say 'let's eat' and then all a sudden everyone thinks it's like--
JAKE: (to others) It's fine, you can eat.
AMIR: Hey look! She's eating a pickle!
GIRL#2: It's a pickle. (eats it)
AMIR: Yeah, it is a pickle. Oh my-
AMIR: I feel like, ugh, come on man. He's right there.
JAKE: It's fine, you can take a bite.
AMIR: I feel like I'm playing like whack-a-mole (motioning at various people's plates) Don't eat, don't eat, don't eat.
AMIR: And what are you doing with the soup? Soup can get a little cold, OK? God forbid it goes to room temperature. Don't look down at it, look at me. Sorry but we're treating--
JAKE: Chill out!
(Amir is trying to go for the girl to the right of Jake with the soup, Jake is holding him back)
AMIR: I treat you guys to--
(caption - One night down, three to go! / For more clues Keep following us on Twitter at: Twitter.com/jakeandamir / More cities, more dinners, more friends! / (Amir promises not to yell at anyone) / (No I don't) / (Yes you do)
TO BE CONTINUED.
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