(Jake and Patrick sitting on beanbag)
Jake: So you've, like, been chasing the same girl for three months?
Patrick: Right, exactly.
Jake: Yeah, and so this is what you got to do.
Amir: (farts)
Patrick: (laughs)
Jake: Oh god, that's digusting.
Patrick: Epic.
Jake: (gets up to leave)
Patrick: No, no, wait, wait. Finish what you were saying.
Jake: Alright. What I'm saying is you have to plant a lot of seeds and see what grows, because there's no point in just having one girl on your radar.
Amir: Exactly. Listen. It's called the Amir theory.
Jake: Nope.
Amir: You gotta have girls on your radar. You plant seeds, see what grows, right? Sometimes it's a tree, sometimes it's a leaf.
Jake: Shut up, Amir.
Patrick: No no, he's right. Sometimes it comes to fruition, and sometimes it doesn't.
Jake: No, you don't understand. He never really knows what he's talking about.
Amir: You guys are talking about frenching.
Jake: No, we're-
Patrick: (laughs) Good one. Thanks for the advice, one.
Amir: (laughs) Good one. Thanks for the advice, man.
Jake: You're not a monkey.
Amir: (monkey screech, hits Jake) AH AH AH!