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4th of July

Episode ID: 129

Air date: 2008-07-10

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Scribe: u/GlassesW_BitchOnThem

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Jake: Woah. Did you get this email? Amir: Hmm? Jake: Did you get this email? Amir: No, I didn't, I didn't even bring my computer in today, honestly. Jake: Where were you 4th of July weekend? Amir: Uh, I went to... I went to the home, to my home. I went home 4th of July weekend. Jake: You went home? Amir: Yeah. It was crazy! Jake: OK. Are you sure you went home 4th of July weekend? Amir: Was that a Tuesday? Jake: It was a weekend. Friday. Amir: I went home. Jake: Just so you know this email is a surveillance video that security took because they want to know who this was staying in the office all weekend. And you were home this weekend? Amir: I was at my... home... Jake: Come over here and watch this video with me. Amir: OK, good. I want to know what happened in the office cause I was at, I was at home. (Jake points at the video playing on his monitor) Jake: Alright, so that's not you dancing? Amir: Ah, wow, no. That looks like me though, so I can see... I'm not offended because that guy's handsome and so am I. But, holy... that was awesome, or I was ... that is... that is an awesome dance, whoever that is. Jake: Alright, how about...this is... who's this in a penguin costume saying Jake over and over again? Amir: I can see... honestly I can see why you would think it was me. Jake: Yeah. Amir: It's logical to think that. Jake: Uh-huh. Amir: It wasn't... though. Jake: OK. How about when this guy comes right up to the camera? Tape Amir: Du-du-du-du-du-du... yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, one second, one second, hey, hey security, hey, it's Amir. Amir: See that could be any Amir. He just said Amir. Tape Amir: It's Amir Blumenfeld, specifically. Amir: That? Oh, that is me, but... I think that wasn't 4th of... Tape Amir: And it's the 4th of July weekend and I'm... Amir: You know, this is... that is my house. Tape Amir: And I'm in the office. I ain't at home bitches! Amir: I was here. Jake: Just go. Amir: Yeah, OK.
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