Amir- Thar she blows
Jake- Are you sure? You've been saying that at every single house we've passed
Amir- No, this is it. 255 Mapleville Road. I'm 100% certain of it. Ready to give away a car?
Jake- I am, I just don't want you to get pepper sprayed again
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Amir- Uh trust me (unzips hoodie) We're good. Hahaha yeah it just still really hurts my eyes, so don't make me laugh
(Knock on door)
Ellie-Whoa! I won?
Jake- That's right. You just got a free Fiat 500 from our friends at Fiat
Ellie- Yes! This is awesome!
Amir-(goes to High-five Jake) High-five Bro.
Jake- Congratulate him, not me
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Amir- You never high-five me
Ellie- I appreciate the gift, but alas can't keep it. I donate it to Amir
Amir- (looking around) Wow I don't know what to say...umm, yes I accept
Jake- Wait, what?
Ellie- I appreciate the gift, but alas cannot keep it. I donate it to Amir.
Amir- He donates it to me. What don't you get?
Jake- I don't get why he's not taking the awesome, free car.
Ellie- I appreciate the gift, but alas can't keep it. I-
Jake- Right, no I get that alas you cannot keep it
Amir- Alas, dude, alas
Jake- Ellie, right? do you know Amir?
Ellie- I appreciate the gift, but alas can't keep it. I-
Jake- Ellie, what's your real name?
Ellie- It's Chad man. I'm an actor. Amir hired me to do this
Amir- Don't break character Chad.
Jake- You really gotta hire better actors
Chad- What?
Amir- He can save it
Jake- He can't save it
Chad- I can save it
Amir- What does it matter if he can save it or not? Okay, it doesn't matter if he's an actor. He's donating the car to me.
Jake- It's not his car to donate. Okay, we have to go to the real winners house
Chad- (yelling as they walk away) I appreciate it.
(At new house now)
Jake- Ah thar she-
Jake- Don't
Amir- Okay. (start walking up) Actually I'm gonna chill out here. Throw me the keys though? (Jake throws keys, Amir misses)Hello, that was close.
(Both walk up to the house, Amir fakes pushing the call button at the intercom)
Amir- oh, guess he's not here. Let's go back to Chad. (Jake rings button for real, Amir complains)
(Guy walks out and they start clapping)
Amir- Congratulations. You win a car!
Guy- I... Holy... this is fantastic
Amir- This is all real
Guy- I cannot believe this
Amir- Come check it out
Jake- This bright red Fiat 500 is going to take us to Boston, Massachusetts for our show in The House of Blues
Guy- That's pretty, that's pretty cool
Amir- What do you think? What's going through your mind
Guy- This is crazy
Amir- He can't even process it
Guy- It's a mixture of this car actually being here and you guys actually being here
Amir- Yeah, it's all just happening together
Guy- I am actually supposed to be studying for a test right now
Amir- Why don't you take a seat. Soak it all in. Get the new car smell
Guy- I would love to. (Gets in car) This is like the perfect car for me
Amir- The perfect car!
Guy- I fit perfectly
Amir- He fits perfectly. Everyone would fit perfectly into a Fiat 500.
(Jake pats his back)
Amir- Hey
Jake- What's up?
Amir- You're just constantly touching me
THE END
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