Jake and Amir are sitting at their desks.
AMIR: Can you do me a favor?
JAKE: No.
AMIR: I need thirty bucks.
JAKE: Kay, definitely not. Why do you need thirty bucks?
AMIR: The programmer guys they...they stole my wallet.
JAKE: Oh, god. When?
AMIR: I don't know. Eight days ago.
JAKE: Jesus. How have you been eating?
AMIR: I haven't.
JAKE: What are you planning on doing when the thirty dollars is up?
AMIR: Easy. You go to delis with hot bars, and at the end of the day when they're about to throw them away you say you work for a shelter, they donate it to you, and then you just take-
JAKE: Ugh, never mind.
Jake gets up from his desk
AMIR: Thirty dollars, please!
JAKE: No!
Jake returns with Amir's wallet, hands it to Amir.
AMIR: Ah, thank you so much.
Amir opens wallet.
AMIR: Those pricks stole that picture of you.
Jake sits back at his desk
JAKE: (Sighs) No actually, I took that back.
AMIR: Kay.
Amir puts his wallet back in his pocket.
AMIR: That's fair.
JAKE: Yeah. You know if you don't just stand up for yourself they're not going to stop walking all over you.
AMIR: Trust me, I can handle them, I just needed to-
Jeff walks over to Amir's desk
JEFF: Hey, nice camera. (Pushes Amir in the head) Nerd!
Amir lets out a groan.
Amir is sitting on Jake's lap.
JAKE: See, this doesn't work.
END