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The Bet

Episode ID: 485

Air date: 2011-11-10

Video: Link

Scribe: u/p1zzaplz

JAKE: Hey you're watching Jake and Amir. MY GOD you smell

AMIR: I showered once!

AMIR: (laughing)

JAKE: No, no way, there is no way

AMIR: Yeah, there is a way, my way, guaranteed.

JAKE: No, you can't tell the difference between a guy and a girl based on the way they clear their throat, that is such a random ability.

AMIR: so you wanna bet me?

JAKE: I do, yeah, I'll bet you a hundred dollars.

AMIR: Let's do it!

JAKE: Okay. Vikram, Cassady, get over here.

AMIR: (laughing)

JAKE: Alright here we go, person 1, clear your throat.

CASSADY: (clears throat)

JAKE: Person 2

VIKRAM: (clears throat)

AMIR: Wow, Okay

JAKE: Yeah

AMIR : That is tough

JAKE: Told you

AMIR: (laughing) Alright let me touch person 2's hips

JAKE: HEY HEY, what the hell (pushing Amir)

AMIR: WHAT?

JAKE: That's not part of the bet, man!

AMIR: We didn't say no hip touching.

JAKE: Yeah we wouldn't have to because its not part of the bet.

AMIR: UGH

PAT: What's going on here?

JAKE: Amir said he could tell the difference between a guy and a girl based on the way they clear their throat and -

AMIR: And I can!

JAKE: But now you're trying to feel their hips.

PAT: Did you specify no hip touching?

JAKE: Obviously not, get out of here dude you-

MURPH: jumping on Jake's back) Pay the bitch

AMIR, PAT, MURPH: (chanting) Pay the bitch, pay the bitch

JAKE: STOP!

AMIR, PAT, MURPH: (chanting) pay the bitch

JAKE: Pat, no!

AMIR, PAT, MURPH: (chanting) pay the bitch

JAKE: That's more than $100

PAT: You lost man! Get over it

AMIR: Get over it Jake, you lost! That's the girl (pointing to Vikram), and that's the guy (pointing to Cassady) ehhhhh (shaking tongue).

JAKE:That's not even right, he got it wrong

PAT: You already lost, get over it!

AMIR: Get over it, Jake!

JAKE: Get off my neck!

AMIR, PAT, VIKRAM: (chanting) Pay the bitch, pay the bitch

JAKE: Murph, my neck!

AMIR, PAT, VIKRAM: (chanting) Pay the bitch

JAKE: Murph!

AMIR, PAT, VIKRAM: (chanting) Pay the bitch, pay the bitch

JAKE: STOP! STOP!

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