[Jake and Amir are sitting at a table. Jake is addressing his laptops webcam; Amir is focused on using the laptop.]
JAKE: (to the camera) Hey everybody, we just wanted to say thank you very much for becoming a fan--
AMIR: (to Jake) Hold on a second, its not-- its not--
JAKE: --of Jake and Amir on Facebook.
AMIR: Hold ON a second, its not recording yet.
JAKE: YOU hold on a second, it IS recording.
AMIR: Youre wasting your frickin breath, man; its not recording.--
JAKE: We just reached two hundred thousand Facebook fans, and were really excited, and really really grateful, so thank you.
AMIR: (quietly) Really excited and real- thatd be good, lemme wait til we record and then you can--
JAKE: Were recording, what do you think s--
AMIR: Im not recording yet!
JAKE: (pointing at the screen) Do you see this, this counter?--
AMIR: (moving Jakes arm away from the screen) Dont touch it! Ok--
JAKE: Do you see the counter going up? What do you think that is?
AMIR: I thi-- Is it the time of day?
JAKE: Yes, its twenty-seven, twenty-eight, twenty-nine oclock, thirty oclock,--
AMIR: Then we gotta frickin go, ok because (JAKE: Press stop!) I have to be home by thirty-five-- dont touch it!
JAKE: This is my computer!
AMIR: Ok I found it I found it I found it, ready? Im gonna hit the record square.
JAKE: Yep.
AMIR: Three, two, one, and.. (to the camera) THANK--
END.