INTRO: Jake and Amir's Get Together Project
AMIR: You'll never guess who I ran into in the elevator.
JAKE: Who?
AMIR: Guess!
JAKE: You just told me not to guess.
AMIR: No, I said you'll never guess.
JAKE: it's the same thing.
AMIR: It's not. It's not even close.
JAKE: It's at least close... Steve.
AMIR: I don't know... what? Who's that? What's he saying?
JAKE: I don't know, a guy who works here, maybe?
AMIR: No, I shouldn't have even had you guess. I don't even know anyone's name anyway.
JAKE: Honestly, man? I was bluffing. I don't know anyone's name either.
AMIR: Yeah, which makes it all the worse that I barrelled into this dude in the elevator.
JAKE: Oh, you like literally ran into him.
AMIR: Yeah. I mean, accidentally but like at full speed, yeah.
JAKE: Why?
AMIR: I didn't know his name.
JAKE: That's not what I asked.
AMIR: Heh. I don't even know your name.
JAKE: Wow.
AMIR: No. That's not it. It starts with a D, right?
JAKE: It's Jake, you say it all the time.
AMIR: Dude we should have a party. A get together.
JAKE: I know what a party is. You should leave work before you ge -
AMIR: No no no we should just introduce each other to everybody, you know, at the party? That way, we can learn everybody's names.
JAKE: We're supposed to already know everybody's names.
AMIR: I have an idea.
Screen goes black. The caption "...5 minutes later" appears. After, Amir is eating a roll.
JAKE: You really might be in trouble. What was your idea by the way, you haven't said anything.
AMIR: Oh it's just to get this sandwich, I was hungry.
JAKE: Gotcha.
AMIR: Ok, NOW I have an idea.
Another "...5 minutes later" caption appears.
AMIR: Mm! Yeah! It's way better with ketchup!
JAKE: Good for you. Alright, now I have an idea.
Another caption "...5 minutes later" appears. Afterwards, there are people standing around with "Hello my name is" nametags on.
JAKE: Welcome to our nametag get together... Martin!
MARTIN: What's with the nametags?
AMIR: Oh, it's obviously a joke. We already know each other's names.
JOEL: I don't know your name.
AMIR: Well, you're a terrible human being, Joe-f.
JOEL: Joel.
AMIR: Joel. Right.
OUTRO - Amir - People! Let's get closer!
Jake - Join our get together project on facebook.com/Bacardi