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Uploaded: January 23, 2013
Note from video description: Originally uploaded somewhere around 2011.
Title Card: Jake and Amir's Get Together Project
Amir (voice over): Jake and Amir's Get Together Project.
[Jake and Amir are seated at their desks. Amir has a baking pan with batter in it. ]
Amir (lifting the batter): A brownie good sir?
Jake: That's not brownies.
Amir: It's batter.
Jake: Exactly.
Amir: Here'a hint, bake something and leave it on your desk. It's a great way to meet coworkers, okay, people will be dying to taste your tasty treats.
Jake: Number one, you didn't bake anything, you made batter. And you didn't do that good of a job.
Amir (spoons an egsshell out of the batter): Yeah, there are egshells in this for sure.
Jake: Number two, it's not a good way to meet co-workers. Alright, you look desperate. You look needy.
Amir: How's this for desperate and needy? I'm lonely and I wanna make friends.
Jake: For desperate that's pretty good.
Amir: Okay. So what do you suggest?
Jake: I don't know. Why don't you just try talking to people?
Amir: Uhh- no thank you.
Jake: If you don't want to talk to people, then why make the treats to begin with?
Amir: It's called eating healthy.
Jake: I's not. Look if wanna make friends at work don't just sit at your desk trying to buy their affection. Get up, have conversations, and be friendly.
Amir: Done.
[Amir begins typing furiously.]
Jake: So you're not gonna do it?
Amir: Well, I wanna see how this brownie thing plays out first.
Pat: Hi Amir-
Amir (looking at Jake): What's up Pat, old friend?
Pat: Can you throw out this batter? It's- it's really starting to smell.
Amir (to camera): Okay, how do you make friends with your coworkers. I need to know, so leave a comment below.
Pat: I- I don't know who you're talking to, but seriously I feel very ill.
Amir: Yeah.
Cut to title card -
Amir: People let's get closer.
Jake: Join our get together project at facebook.com/bacardi