INTRO Amir - Jake and Amir's Get Together Project.
JAKE: What's happening?
AMIR: What's hap--What isn't happening, man? Look at this. This is not good. People are not getting together enough, all right? We all need to reconnect!
JAKE: No, like why did you have that map made?
AMIR: OK, right, just focus. So--
JAKE: I specifically told you not to have anybody make a map. I said it would be too expensive.
AMIR: You think this is too expensive? What do you think about those twelve bean bags, huh, man? You think those were cheap?
JAKE: And those fourteen water coolers I passed in the kitchen?
AMIR: Eighteen.
JAKE: Those were also yours?
AMIR: Yeah, it's to encourage discourse, communication, right? Let's say I go to your desk area, right, and I want to borrow a fricking stapler or whatever.
JAKE: Stop saying fricking.
AMIR: Anyway, I go to your desk area and suddenly we're having a water cooler moment, right? So check this out. Hey, what's up dude? Whoa, I love your shirt.
JAKE: Thank you.
AMIR: It is amazing.
JAKE: That's enough.
AMIR: It's incredibly soft, but not in a too soft way where it's like effeminate, but it's just super, super nice.
JAKE: Yeah, that's good.
AMIR: See? We had a moment. Me, you, your awesome shirt.
JAKE: OK, enough about the shirt! But I do like what you're doing here.
AMIR: You do?
JAKE: Yeah, you're making an effort, right? That's what it's all about.
AMIR: Exactly! OK, you're going to love this next idea. Every hour, at like eighty past--
JAKE: Not a time.
AMIR: Well, hear me out, a soothsayer is going to appear right over there--
JAKE: Wow. A soothsayer, right over there?
AMIR: Yes, so he's just going to come up clouded in smoke and we're all just going to emerge next to him, chanting, being all sort of- our psyches mingling.
JAKE: That's going to happen every hour?
AMIR: Yeah. At eighty past the hour, of course.
JAKE: That sounds like that might be a little too much.
AMIR: Are you sure? I mean, I already booked him, he's pretty cool.
JAKE: Yeah, I think we're good.
AMIR: He's going to hate this.
(cuts to Amir and Jake on the bean bags surrounded by others)
AMIR: See? Pretty good, right?
JAKE: Not too bad man, not at all. You know what? I'm going to tell you where I bought this shirt.
AMIR: Wow. I am... honestly so happy I could cry.
JAKE: OK, don't do that.
AMIR: Oh! By the way, you owe me like thirty-six hundred for the soothsayer. (chuckles)
He insisted on money down right away and that's on you, man.
OUTRO Amir - People, let's get closer!
Jake - Join our get together project at facebook.com/bacardi.
Amir - Please, please, please like us on Facebook.
Jake - OK, let's do one where he doesn't sound so desperate.
Amir - I'm not desperate, I'm just begging, please.