Jake (answering phone): Hello?
Amir: Woah. Wow. Hello.
Jake: What? Did you miss your flight?
Amir: Uh, yeah. Actually, no. I was... I'm in the bathroom now.
Jake: What?
Amir: Sorry, lavatory. I mean, what's the difference, anyway? There's nothing a little notorious about this place.
Jake: What the hell are you talking about?
Amir: I mean, like, it looks like a bathroom, but they call it a lavatory. I just, I don't get it.
Jake: No, I mean how are you on the phone?
Amir: I don't know, I mean, I was lonely as hell, so I tried to see if this would work.
Jake: Come on, don't say lonely. Say bored, remember?
Amir: Ok, sorry.
Jake: Alright, look, this is really dangerous, I'm just going to hang up.
Amir: No, don't! I'm bored as shit!
Jake: No, it's unsafe!
Amir: Ok, fine. I'll call you when I land.
Jake: Don't. Jesus.
Amir: Hello?
Rosie: Was that Amir?
Jake: Yeah.
Rosie: Is he in-flight?
Jake: He is.
Sarah: Um, Amir just texted me. 'What's Jake doing?'
Jake: Oh my god.