Jake: What are you doing?
Amir: Why don't you pass the axe, bro? I'll show you how to really shred. Shred so hard.
Amir: Give me the triangle plastic disc.
Jake: The pick?
Amir: The disc, yeah, the dick. Pick.
Amir: Did you even, like, tune this axe? I taught myself how to play guitar.
Jake: Ok.
Amir: So. Pretty fly for a white guy.
Jake: Yeah, but, that wasn't you playing. That was Will. You just cut to a close-up of Will playing.
Amir: Nah.
Jake: Why don't you just play that same exact thing except no close-up shots, just a plain old shot of you playing.
Amir: Easy.
Jake: Wanna take that disc and play?
Amir: It's a pick.
Amir: When I taught myself how to play guitar, uh, I knew two chords.
Amir: Hold on a second.
Jake: Just go up.
Amir: Stop, stop. This... you messed it up.
Jake: I messed it up?
Amir: Yeah. And now...
Jake: Now everybody knows, so I did mess it up.
Amir: Honestly, when I came in here and you were playing guitar, I thought you were playing the electric guitar. This is the only guitar I know how to play.
Amir: I'm sorry for confusing you, how many times to I have to apologize to you?
Jake: You haven't apologized yet, but once is fine.
Amir: I just, I'm starting to feel like crap around you, man. It's just, I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
Jake: Nothing.
Amir: Like, I got 15% on Free Bird the other day, I activated super power and just didn't mean it.
Jake: Star power.
Amir: I can't even talk around you anymore.
Amir: Ever since, I don't know, ever since she came I just feel like crap.
Jake: Who's she?
Amir: My Playstation 3.
Amir: I don't shred by taking things, like, easily, you know? Look at this.
Jake: Yeah.