INTRO Amir: Ho ho ho Merry.. gs.. mas.. It's Jake an- I don't get this
Jake - (singing to himself) Accept the poke, that's it. Then poke me bac-
Amir - Huuh. Toy drive ha ha, makes me feel good about myself. Makes me feel like a.. AAH!.. hero.
Jake: I actually had a toy that I wanted to donate.
Amir: Ah, give it here
(Jake tosses toy to Amir)
Amir, This is a loosey, not in a box, but they'll still give it away at most drop centers
Jake: Awesome man thanks. You know where it is right, it's on like uh-
Amir: Yeah, I was just there. Actually, quick smile for me, I want to take a picture of you.
(Amir takes photo of Jake)
Jake: Wait, you were just there? Then why do you have a bag full of toys?
Ami: (looking at his phone) This is a good one ha ha, permission to tweet.
Jake: Permission not granted.
Amir: Give me your twitter handle i'll @ you.
Jake: How do you have a bag full of toys if you just came from the drop centre!?
Amir: I went to a toy drive and i got toys! What.. what don't you get? Sick children do it all the time. Ok. Best part of all is that I'm not sick so I do it guilt free.
Jake: Can I have my toy back?
Amir: ..Yes (shows book) I think.. is this yours?
Jake: This is clearly not what I gave you.
Amir: Yeah! It felt good, going down there, it made me fell better about myself.
Jake: Because you got toys.
Amir: No, Because I made a difference (sarcasm) YES because I got toys.
Jake: What about those sick kids who now don't get a toy on Christmas because you took theirs.
Amir: I stole their smile. Listen dude, I can't give toy's to everybody OK! If i could I'd consider it, but I'm not Santa Claus
Jake: So if you could give toys to everyone you would only consider it?
Amir: Yeah! I'd consider it, cos I'm considerate, now consider this.. you're dismissed.. ya prissy boss
Jake: Biss?-
Amir: (playing with two toys) Pff pff don't send me back to the orphanage Agrrrh Suck my diss pff off
Jake: Alright, here's what were going to do, me and you, were going down to the donation centre, together, and we'll give away the toys as a group because that's what the holidays are all ab--
(Amir throws toy at Jake)
Amir: NO! This are my toys! Steal your own! MINE!
THE END
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6373210/jake-and-amir-toy-drive