AMIR: Labor Day.
JAKE: Yup.
AMIR: What did you do this long weekend?
JAKE: Uh, went home, visited my family, you?
AMIR: I went camping.
JAKE: Sounds pretty fun, who'd you go with?
AMIR: I went-I went alone, I went by myself.
JAKE: (chuckles) . . . Oh, you're serious.
AMIR: Yeah.
JAKE: Why would you do that?
AMIR: Huh?
JAKE: Why would you go camping on your own?
AMIR: I asked around, nobody really wanted to go, so . . .
JAKE: So the normal reaction to that is just not to go, right?
AMIR: Live and learn, I guess.
JAKE: Where'd you go?
AMIR: The Adirondacks.
JAKE: God, that's like, 3 hours away.
AMIR: Yeah, it's 350 miles north of here.
JAKE: How did you get there?
AMIR: I took a cab.
JAKE: Jesus! Are you kidding me? How much was it?
AMIR: Seventeen hundred dollars.
JAKE: Oh my god, Amir! How do you have that kind of money to waste?
AMIR: I don't.
JAKE: Jesus, you look really sick.
AMIR: I am, I know, I haven't eaten in three days.
JAKE: Yeah, you look really pale. Did you not bring food?
AMIR: No. I mean I thought I'd catch a fish or something.
JAKE: Are there even lakes up there?
AMIR: No, that's the worst part. I had to like, follow squirrels and try to club them over the head with a fishing rod.
JAKE: How did you get home?
AMIR: (screams in pain) My leg!
JAKE: You can't change the subject.
AMIR: I took a cab.
JAKE: . . . god.
THE END.
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