Amir: Hi I'm Amir and you're watching me and my friend Jake on the all new...
Jake: This is pretty wordy.
Amir: OK.
Jake approaches a door with a DVD and flowers and presses the intercom
Lerona(over the intercom): Hello?
Jake: Hey! Lerona it's Jake, I knew I shouldn't ask you out so I was hoping we could stay in.
Lerona(over the intercom): Huh?
Jake: I knew I shouldn't...I said I knew I shouldn't ask you out so I was wondering if you want us to stay in.
Lerona(over the intercom): I can't hear you come upstairs. I'll buzz you in.
Intercom buzzes, Jake tries the door, it's locked.
Jake: It's stuck.
Lerona(over the intercom): It's open
Jake: It's not. Maybe just come down
Lerona(over the intercom): What?
Jake: Come down?
Lerona(Over the intercom): I am calm!
Jake: No no no no no no can you just...can...can you come downstairs? Maybe come downstairs?
Lerona(over the intercom): K, coming.
Lerona opens the door wearing a bath robe.
Lerona: Hey!
Jake: Hi. I didn't think we should go...sorry, did you just take a shower?
Amir enters topless behind Lerona
Amir: Yes we did
Jake: Fuck
Amir: Yes we did (laughs). What are you doing here?
Jake: Not
Amir: So, why the DVD and flowers?
Jake: I don't have a DVD, these are flowers
Amir: Yeah, and that's a DVD
Jake: Yeah but you were like DVD (Jake holds up the flowers) and
flowers (Jake holds up the DVD)
Amir: I didn't specify which hand was holding whi...
Jake: Whatever man, OK, ah hah, cos I was just leaving
Jake exits
Amir: OK. (to Lerona) Anyway, where was I before I slipped and
hurt my head
Amir and Lerona go to kiss, Lerona puts her hands on the back of Amirs head
Amir: Ow! OK, still bruised.
Enter Jake
Jake: Ok, you know what? Lerona, I'm crazy about you
Amir and Lerona: What?
Jake: Yeah, and you know what maybe I shouldn't have said anything but I feel like you had to know
Lerona: I have a boyfriend
Amir: WHAT? Oh, (laughs) me.
Lerona: I don't know I'm really confused now
Amir: I was too when you said I had a boyfriend but Then I realised, oh wait it's me. Does that clear things up babe? Wanna go back upstairs?
Lerona: I think I'm gonna go by myself. I have a decision to make
Lerona exits indoors, closing the door and leaving Jake and Amir outside
Amir: Shit
Jake: Yeah
Amir: No like, I left my retainer up there. My clothes!
Jake: Yeah yeah your clothes
Amir: I'm in a towel for christ sakes.
To be continued shows on screen
Amir: Why did you do this?