INTRO:
(Silence)
JAKE: You said you were gonna do this one.
AMIR: Yeah, well, I lied. Sue me.
(Jake at home by himself. He's sitting on a chair tossing a tennis ball against the wall.)
(There's a knock at the door. Jake gets up and answers the door.)
(Lerona walks in)
JAKE: Hey, come in.
LERONA: I'm sorry, I have something that I really need to ask you, and- You can say no, but, I just- Amir and I got in a fight, and-
JAKE: Yeah?
LERONA: You're his best friend.
JAKE: Yeah.
LERONA: And I wanna make it up to him, what should I do?
JAKE: You know, we're not actually best friends, at all, okay.
LERONA: Never mind, this is stupid. Amir would be pissed I came here anyways, I should go.
JAKE: woah woah waoh, why would he be pissed?
LERONA: It's what our whole fight was about. I said that you were cute, or something. It was really stupid.
JAKE: That's not stupid, okay, let's- I'll help. Stay.
LERONA: Really?
JAKE: Yeah...We'll make him cookies.
LERONA: Yeah.
JAKE: Yeah.
(Cut to shots of counter)
JAKE: Flour. (Bag of flour gets put on counter)
JAKE: Eggs. (Carton of eggs gets put on counter)
JAKE: Butter. (4 sticks of butter get put on counter)
JAKE: Chocolate chips. (2 bags of chocolate chips get put on counter)
JAKE: Chicken Nuggets. (An entire plate of nuggets get put on counter)
JAKE: Vanilla Extract. (A bottle of vanilla extract gets put on top of the nuggets)
(Back to Jake)
JAKE: and wine.
LERONA: Why wine?
JAKE: That's for us.
LERONA: Oh, sheesh y'all.
(Jake looks at her.)
LERONA: Sorry.
JAKE: no, no, no, don't be. That was cute.
(Cut to later in the day. Jake is putting the tray of cookies on the table.)
LERONA: (tipsy, on top of the counter, empty glass of wine in her hand.) Maybe...I should just suck his dick.
JAKE: What?! No. Why?
LERONA: All this effort? Wouldn't it just be easier for me to just throw myself on him?
JAKE: No, okay, the cookies are done. They're good. Give him the cookies.
LERONA: Hear me out. (Lerona gets off the counter and steps towards Jake.)
(Lerona keeps moving closer to Jake)
LERONA: If you and I were together, and we got in a fight, and I came over, and I was totally naked, and I was like Do whatever you want to me. Be as dirty as you want, you wouldn't like that? If I was totally naked. (Lerona's face is near Jake's and her arm is around his neck)
JAKE: Try a cookie. (Jake puts a cookie in her mouth.)
LERONA: Ohmygod, it's so good.
JAKE: (frustrated look on his face) It's so good.
LERONA: Yeah.
(There's a knock on the door)
AMIR: (from other side of the door) Jake, it's me.
LERONA: Ohmy- you can't tell him that I'm here.
AMIR: Your best friend. Your best friend in the whole wide world.
(Jake opens the door)
JAKE: What's up?
(Amir walks in)
AMIR: I feel like shit.
JAKE: Don't come in!
AMIR: I was a jerk to Lerona.
JAKE: YOU were a jerk?
AMIR: Yeah, she said you were cute. I said you were more hot than cute, obviously, but, things got weird from there.
JAKE: Yeah.
AMIR: It's just that she's so smart, she's so funny and she's so pretty and I don't deserve her- woah, are those chicken nugget cookies?
LERONA: They are.
AMIR: What are you doing here?
LERONA: I came here to make you these cookies.
AMIR: You came to Jake's apartment?
LERONA: Ye-yeah.
AMIR: To make ME cookies?
LERONA: Yeah.
AMIR: That's awesome.
LERONA: You're awesome.
AMIR: You're awesome.
LERONA: You're awesomer.
(They hug.)
AMIR: Ohhhhh! Let's never fight again.
LERONA: What say we go back to your place and eat these in private?
AMIR: Uh....yeah. Hahaha.
(They head towards the door)
AMIR: (As Lerona opens the door) Oh, my.
JAKE: You forgot the cookies, man.
(Jake eats a cookie in frustration)
JAKE: (Grossed out noises) Fuck me!