Amir: One hundred thousand Facebook fans! W—
Jake: (moves camera) I'm supposed to be—I'm supposed to be in it, right?
Amir: Yeah, well, you were kind of in it before. I just wanted to.. spend some time thanking each and every one of you, one at a time.
Jake: Don't have time for that.
Amir: Joseph Able—It was supposed to be five minutes, giving a little personal message to everyone of them.
Jake: I thought you were just gonna roll through the names; we definitely don't have time for five minutes.
Amir: How long would that possibly take?
Jake: Uh, a year.
Amir: Okay, what, you don't have time—ooh, do you think you're gonna die in the next year, that you don't have time?
Jake: Please...
Amir: Do you think you're gonna die?
Jake: Just.. relax.
Amir: Do you think you're ever gonna die?
Jake: Amir.
Amir: ..Promise me you'll never ever, ever, ever, ever die.
Jake: I'm gonna stop—I'm gonna stop recording.
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