INTRO Amir - All right. New rules. I'll introduce the videos, if and only if--
Jake - Time's up.
Amir - Dang it.
AMIR: Babe . . . baaaabe.
JAKE: I really hope you're not talking to me.
AMIR: I'm not. Did you get the letter I sent you, babe?
JAKE: I didn't. Did you send me a letter?
AMIR: I did. I did send you a letter, and let me know when you get it because there's a couple things that I want to clarify. Firstly, in the opening paragraph--
JAKE: I said I didn't get the letter.
AMIR: OK, just let me know when you do because I left some things intentionally ambiguous.
JAKE: Why would you intentionally leave things ambiguous?
AMIR: So that I could clarify them later. Oooh!
JAKE: OK, well I'll let you know.
AMIR: Please do. Please do-do. (chuckles) Please do-do, but not in my tea, or in my coffee! Haha, no.
JAKE: Where'd you send it? Where'd you send the letter? What name and address did you put on it? Cool, so I'm not going to get the letter.
AMIR: Oh. You'll get the letter.
JAKE: I'm not going to get the letter, not if you didn't put a name and address on the envelope.
AMIR: OK, I don't want to argue with you anymore about this stupid letter!
JAKE: OK, you shouldn't.
AMIR: OK, you're going to get it, and we're going to laugh. And we're going to laugh and we're going to crack up when you read it.
JAKE: Even if I did get the letter--
AMIR: Which you will.
JAKE: --I don't think I'd laugh about it. I definitely wouldn't crack up.
AMIR: OK, forget it. I'm going to change the subject. (pause) What do you think is in the letter?
JAKE: How is that changing the subject?
AMIR: (rapidly) Because before we were talking about whether or not you would get it and now we're talking about the contents of the letter.
JAKE: Still sounds like we're talking about the letter.
AMIR: Yeah, well I'm not going to not talk about the letter, I want to talk about the letter!
JAKE: OK, you know what? I got the letter. I got the letter and it's at home and I'll read it and we'll talk about it tomorrow.
AMIR: You didn't get the letter.
JAKE: How do you know that?
AMIR: Because I never sent a letter!
JAKE: Oh my god!
AMIR: You placate me too often. I address that in the letter. (pause) Somewhat ambiguously, but I would clarify it later. (pause) Any odds you already got it?
THE END.
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